The Editor got a cracking aways coupon up last week to win 200 bucks ... had West Ham won it would have been a further 500 notes from a £1 acca. Tossers.
Here's hoping it was just the start of a winning run. Today I'm on ..
Homes - Huddersfield, Sheff Utd, Burnley, Dundee and Falkirk
Aways - Charlton, Cardiff, Sheff Wed and MK Dons
Acca - Hull, Bury, Charlton and Gillingham.
Yup, I've made the schoolboy error of sticking Charlton on two lines so stick your mortgage on Walsall:-)
Saturday 10 December 2011
Thursday 15 September 2011
Funny newspaper stories
Funny newspaper stories and funny newspaper headlines from today's papers ..
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Jealous wives have launched a petition against a blonde barmaid, claiming she's too sexy to serve their husbands in Cadelbosco di Spora, Italy.
CRIME WATCH
A thief who swallowed a British tourist's £10,000 diamond watch was nicked after he was X-rayed in Marbella, Spain.
BUTT HEAD
Hunter Boris Adamski shot himself dead trying to finish off a raccoon with the butt of his rifle in Chelyabinsk, Russia.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Jealous wives have launched a petition against a blonde barmaid, claiming she's too sexy to serve their husbands in Cadelbosco di Spora, Italy.
CRIME WATCH
A thief who swallowed a British tourist's £10,000 diamond watch was nicked after he was X-rayed in Marbella, Spain.
BUTT HEAD
Hunter Boris Adamski shot himself dead trying to finish off a raccoon with the butt of his rifle in Chelyabinsk, Russia.
Wednesday 14 September 2011
Scoop6 and other dodgy bets
I actually got a coupon up on Saturday. Honestly, I did. A four-fold as well. 4 homes it was with Blackpool, Southampton, Morton and Cowdenbeath all producing the goods.
Clearly I'm on a roll so a Champions League 4-folds it is tonight. My money's on Man Utd, Man City, Basel and Inter Milan.
Clearly I'm on a roll so a Champions League 4-folds it is tonight. My money's on Man Utd, Man City, Basel and Inter Milan.
Newspaper headlines
What's makingthenews today? All the newspaper headlines and football gossip from today's newspapers ...
Celtic stars Scott Brown and Anthony Stokes will miss the club's Europa League trip to Atletico Madrid through injury.
The Sun
Bolton have reportedly flown in right-back Stefano Magnasco to train with them for two weeks. They hope to agree a deal to sign him from Chile's Universidad Catolica in January - but face opposition from Germany's Bayer Leverkusen.
Daily Mirror
Arsenal target Marvin Martin has signed a new deal with French side Sochaux, but revealed he has an end of season get-out clause, which could finally pave his move to the Gunners.
Metro
Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo has refused to rule out a move to big-spending Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala in the future.
Stoke have dropped defender Jonathan Woodgate from their Europa League squad because they fear long-haul trips to Ukraine, Israel and Turkey will aggravate his injury problems.
Daily Mirror
Liverpool's director of football Damien Comolli has hit back at Raul Meireles, claiming the club were forced to sell because he did not want to play for them - just like Fernando Torres.
Metro
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has billed his top scorer Wayne Rooney as "the white Pele."
All round
Celtic stars Scott Brown and Anthony Stokes will miss the club's Europa League trip to Atletico Madrid through injury.
The Sun
Bolton have reportedly flown in right-back Stefano Magnasco to train with them for two weeks. They hope to agree a deal to sign him from Chile's Universidad Catolica in January - but face opposition from Germany's Bayer Leverkusen.
Daily Mirror
Arsenal target Marvin Martin has signed a new deal with French side Sochaux, but revealed he has an end of season get-out clause, which could finally pave his move to the Gunners.
Metro
Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo has refused to rule out a move to big-spending Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala in the future.
Stoke have dropped defender Jonathan Woodgate from their Europa League squad because they fear long-haul trips to Ukraine, Israel and Turkey will aggravate his injury problems.
Daily Mirror
Liverpool's director of football Damien Comolli has hit back at Raul Meireles, claiming the club were forced to sell because he did not want to play for them - just like Fernando Torres.
Metro
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has billed his top scorer Wayne Rooney as "the white Pele."
All round
Funny newspaper stories
Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
HARDSTORE PORN
Shoppers were shocked when a big TV showing a celeb chef cooking turned to a XXX film after the store's wi-fi was hacked in Hungary.
PRACTICAL CROAK
A hunter shot dead his prankster son-in-law, 26, when he pretended to be a wild boar among trees in Tyumen, Siberia.
WELL HUNG
Drivers called cops to report a ghostly bride hovering over a busy junction - but it turned out to be a sex doll in a wedding dress hung out by jokers in Siberia.
HARDSTORE PORN
Shoppers were shocked when a big TV showing a celeb chef cooking turned to a XXX film after the store's wi-fi was hacked in Hungary.
PRACTICAL CROAK
A hunter shot dead his prankster son-in-law, 26, when he pretended to be a wild boar among trees in Tyumen, Siberia.
WELL HUNG
Drivers called cops to report a ghostly bride hovering over a busy junction - but it turned out to be a sex doll in a wedding dress hung out by jokers in Siberia.
Wednesday 17 August 2011
Scoop6 and other dodgy bets
After Saturday's near-miss I hit the bar again last night ... this time Copenhagen let me down after victories for Middlesbrough, Sheffield United and Crystal Palace, all of whom had to come from behind to win.
Fortunately, as with Saturday, I permed any three from four to ensure I made a slight profit. Hopefully, I can go one better tonight.
I'm going to give the Champions League play offs a miss and go for 4 home wins in the notoriously difficult to predict Championship (ach it's only a fiver)
So, I'm on Cardiff, Leicester, Millwall and Blackpool - again, any 3 from 4.
'Sign' for your team and make it front page news with a personalised newspaper gift from ScoopSport.
Fortunately, as with Saturday, I permed any three from four to ensure I made a slight profit. Hopefully, I can go one better tonight.
I'm going to give the Champions League play offs a miss and go for 4 home wins in the notoriously difficult to predict Championship (ach it's only a fiver)
So, I'm on Cardiff, Leicester, Millwall and Blackpool - again, any 3 from 4.
'Sign' for your team and make it front page news with a personalised newspaper gift from ScoopSport.
Tuesday 16 August 2011
Scoop6 and other dodgy bets
I thought I had learned my lesson last season but obviously not. Yup, I'm one of those mugs who insists on backing Arsenal.
They were 4-0 up at Newcastle last term and still couldn't win so why did I have it in my head that they would get an away victory on Saturday night? God only knows but sure enough they let me down and with it went my fiver treble (Wolves and Brighton did the business earlier in the day).
I wish the Gunners well tonight but I won't be putting a penny on them. It would seem there is no such thing as an Arsenal gift.
So my Champions League bet for the night is Copenhagen at home to Viktoria Plzen. In the Championship I fancy Boro away to Barnsley and Palace at home to Coventry, and in league one I'm going for Sheffield United.
Any 3 from 4 will ensure a payout.
They were 4-0 up at Newcastle last term and still couldn't win so why did I have it in my head that they would get an away victory on Saturday night? God only knows but sure enough they let me down and with it went my fiver treble (Wolves and Brighton did the business earlier in the day).
I wish the Gunners well tonight but I won't be putting a penny on them. It would seem there is no such thing as an Arsenal gift.
So my Champions League bet for the night is Copenhagen at home to Viktoria Plzen. In the Championship I fancy Boro away to Barnsley and Palace at home to Coventry, and in league one I'm going for Sheffield United.
Any 3 from 4 will ensure a payout.
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