Funny newspaper stories

Funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

RUST INCASE
Car stickers depicting rust to deter thieves have been developed by Dominic Wilcox, 34, in Hackney, London.

LOVE YOU TWO
One in five adults is in love with someone other than their partner - and one in six of them will have an affair, a study says.

ORGAN GRINDER
An erotic theme park featuring giant sex organs is being demolished before it opens after protests in Chongqing, China.

HARD LINES
Fake Viagra pills containing road paint and printer ink were found on sale in Whistable, Kent.

Scoop6 and other dodgy bets

I don't normally touch horse racing unless it's a special occasion but decided to have a wee flutter on tonight's racing at Leicester and Towcester.

I hope The Sun's tipsters are on form because I'm backing their tips. I'm on ...

6.10 Leicester: State Fair

6.30 Towcester: Moymore

7.10 Leicester: Bellomi

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

PEED OFF
Two male workers were sacked after they were filmed PEEING into the famous Old Faithful geyser at Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, US.

JOBLESS GET A RISE
Viagra firm Pfizer is to give a year's supply of the sex drug free to workers who have been laid off in America.

GET MIAOWT
Fat cat Salih, who went missing for ten days, was found stuck in a wall cavity in Downton, Wilts.

Scoop6 and other dodgy bets

My football bets for today ...

*Fulham (plus 1 goal), Spurs, Liverpool

*Cowdenbeath, Falkirk, Kilmarnnock, Everton - any 3 from 4.

*Airdrie, Queen's Park, Ayr United