Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
ALBERT SQUARES
Pub quizzes are more likely to be won by celebrity and TV soap fans than people with high IQs, a survey found.
SALT & VINEGARGH
Firemen freed a woman whose arm got stuck in a vending machine as she bought crisps in Croydon, South London.
FIGHT FOR CRUSTICE
A fast-food boss has put up 100 pizzas as a reward to catch a robber who held up one of his shops in Washington, US.
Saturday, 27 February 2010
Scoop6 and other dodgy bets
I'm going for five homes and five aways ..
Homes: Brighton, Bradford, Alloa, Northampton, Southampton (any 4 from 5)
Aways: Dunfermline, Accrington, Norwich, Rochdale, East Stirling (4 from 5)
All up for a small fortune and a great Saturday night!
Homes: Brighton, Bradford, Alloa, Northampton, Southampton (any 4 from 5)
Aways: Dunfermline, Accrington, Norwich, Rochdale, East Stirling (4 from 5)
All up for a small fortune and a great Saturday night!
Saturday, 13 February 2010
Funny newspaper stories
Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
NO SPANK YOU
A charity shop boss has issued a plea to kind-hearted fetishists to stop handing in whips, chains and edible g-strings in Fort William, Inverness-shire.
MIAOW THEN
A cat whose miaow sounds like Jimmy Savile catchphrase 'Now then, now then'has gone missing in Romford, Essex.
RASH BEHAVIOUR
Kids with eczema are more likely to have mental or behaviour problems later in life, scientists in Munich found.
NO SPANK YOU
A charity shop boss has issued a plea to kind-hearted fetishists to stop handing in whips, chains and edible g-strings in Fort William, Inverness-shire.
MIAOW THEN
A cat whose miaow sounds like Jimmy Savile catchphrase 'Now then, now then'has gone missing in Romford, Essex.
RASH BEHAVIOUR
Kids with eczema are more likely to have mental or behaviour problems later in life, scientists in Munich found.
Great newspaper headlines
The Sun comes up trumps once again as they report on two gangsters who, on their way to kill a rival with a home-made bomb, accidentally blew themselves up in Adelaide, Australia.
The headline ....
GANG BANG
The headline ....
GANG BANG
Scoop6 and other dodgy bets
I've gone for 5 homes, 5 aways, 3 draws and a long-shot single.
Homes: Barnsley, Boro, Coventry, Alloa and Peterhead.
Aways: Forest, Accrington, Norwich, Colchester and Leeds.
Draws: Hamilton, Hearts, Kilmarnock
Long-shot: Grimsby at 7/2
Homes: Barnsley, Boro, Coventry, Alloa and Peterhead.
Aways: Forest, Accrington, Norwich, Colchester and Leeds.
Draws: Hamilton, Hearts, Kilmarnock
Long-shot: Grimsby at 7/2
Monday, 1 February 2010
Funny newspaper stories
Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
WILLY GET OFF?
A sex attack suspect will be measured after a victim claimed that he had a nine-inch manhood in Dusseldorf, Germany.
ARMED CROOK
Prisoner Elijah Armstrong was beaten up by another lag usinga prosthetic arm at a jail in Monroe, New York.
CHOO ARE BUSTED
A train fan who passed himself off as a driver for months was rumbled as colleagues in Hungary noticed he was too happy.
WILLY GET OFF?
A sex attack suspect will be measured after a victim claimed that he had a nine-inch manhood in Dusseldorf, Germany.
ARMED CROOK
Prisoner Elijah Armstrong was beaten up by another lag usinga prosthetic arm at a jail in Monroe, New York.
CHOO ARE BUSTED
A train fan who passed himself off as a driver for months was rumbled as colleagues in Hungary noticed he was too happy.
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