Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Scoop6 and other dodgy bets

After Saturday's near-miss I hit the bar again last night ... this time Copenhagen let me down after victories for Middlesbrough, Sheffield United and Crystal Palace, all of whom had to come from behind to win.
Fortunately, as with Saturday, I permed any three from four to ensure I made a slight profit. Hopefully, I can go one better tonight.
I'm going to give the Champions League play offs a miss and go for 4 home wins in the notoriously difficult to predict Championship (ach it's only a fiver)
So, I'm on Cardiff, Leicester, Millwall and Blackpool - again, any 3 from 4.

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Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Scoop6 and other dodgy bets

I thought I had learned my lesson last season but obviously not. Yup, I'm one of those mugs who insists on backing Arsenal.
They were 4-0 up at Newcastle last term and still couldn't win so why did I have it in my head that they would get an away victory on Saturday night? God only knows but sure enough they let me down and with it went my fiver treble (Wolves and Brighton did the business earlier in the day).
I wish the Gunners well tonight but I won't be putting a penny on them. It would seem there is no such thing as an Arsenal gift.
So my Champions League bet for the night is Copenhagen at home to Viktoria Plzen. In the Championship I fancy Boro away to Barnsley and Palace at home to Coventry, and in league one I'm going for Sheffield United.
Any 3 from 4 will ensure a payout.

Monday, 15 August 2011

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

GOTEM CITY
Items found on the street and handed over to police stations over a year include a Batman costume, a dinghy and four packets of biscuits, Surrey cops revealed.

WE ARE NOTE WORTHY
Locals in the Western Isles were left out of pocket after binning 'dud' bank notes that were said to be fake - which then turned out to be real.

DASH N CARRY
Personal trainer John Fortey, 31, set a record by jogging 5k in three hours - while carrying two men weighing 160kg on a yoke in Colchester.

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Friday, 12 August 2011

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from the tabloids ..

ONE ON THE OVEN
The average kitchen during the eight years a family has it sees 26,280 meals - and seven sex romps, a new study reveals.

I'LL BE BACCY
Terminator actor Arnie Schwarzenegger has been fined £175 for smoking cigars at airports in his Austrian homeland.

I SUE
Jilted Masran Rahman is suing his former fiancee for £220,000 after she dumped him six hours before their wedding in Malaysia.

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