Football gift

Sports stars talking rubbish ...

Mo Farrah: "My nickname is Mojo because it's short for Mo."

Jamie Redknapp: "What David James is guilty of, and it's not his fault, was coming for crosses."

Paul Dickensen: "Just out of shot you can see the other athletes just coming into shot."

Presenter John Inverdale: "I've never understood the phrase curate's egg, but you could definitely use it to describe England's performance last week."

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

HEARSE AND CAT
Heartbroken cat owner Sophie Mutch, 73, of Echt, Aberdeenshire, is looking for someone to build a coffin for her beloved late pet Kitty who was hit by a car.

10 O'COCK NEWS
Thirty editors, directors and technical staff have been sacked from Turkmenistan's stated-owned news channel after a huge cockroach ran across a newsreader's desk during the main bulletin. Viewers complained it put them off their dinner.

DRIP-DRIVE CHARGE
Li Sun, 34, had an IV drip in his arm when stopped for erratic driving in China, after discharging himself from hospital.

Newspaper front pages

Too busy too read the papers? Don't worry The Editor brings you the best of what the papers have to offer each day. Here's what making the news this Friday morning ...

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Funny newspaper headlines

Here are some funny newspaper headlines that incredibly made it to print ...

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Judge to rule on nude beach

Child's stool great for use in garden

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

Breaking news ... Celtic star

Aiden McGeady signs for Utrecht Ladies team

Breaking news .. Gazza is sectioned

Former Rangers and England star Paul Gascoigne has been arrested and sectioned under the Mental Health Act in Newcastle.

Police attended the Hilton Hotel in Gateshead yesterday evening after we received a report of concern for a 40-year-old man staying at the hotel," a Northumbria Police spokesman said.

"The man was detained under the Mental Health Act and no-one was injured during the incident.''

The ex-Tottenham Hotspur, Lazio, Rangers and Middlesbrough star has been recuperating from a hip operation in his hometown of Newcastle, where he started his playing career.

He is understood to have been staying at an exclusive hotel near the city following surgery, with unconfirmed reports of erratic behaviour involving compulsive computer gaming.

"Gazza", as he is affectionately known, has had a long-documented history of problems with alcohol and depression that ultimately saw him fail to achieve his footballing potential.

Gascoigne recently split with his representatives Jane Morgan Management and had been trying to forge a career in acting under the pseudonym "G8".