Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

WASHED OUT
Mums do 38 TONS of washing in a lifetime, the same weight as four double-decker buses, a study has revealed.

SHED LOADS
Dopey council bosses blew £100,000 trying to find a new name for the M Shed industrial museum in Bristol - and ended up sticking with the original one.

DRUG PUSHERS
A gang used airline food trolleys to smuggle cocaine worth £1million into Australia's Sydney airport.

Great Newspaper Headline #3

Day three of our Great Newspaper Headlines feature where I bring you brilliant newspaper headlines and at the end of the year pick my favourite.This bonnie beauty appears in today's Scottish Sun ..

JINGS, CRIVVENS .. HELP MA BOD!
Legendary Scots comic strip character Maw Broown has a new book out revealing her famous family's beauty secrets.

Newspaper front pages

Too busy too read the papers? Don't worry The Editor brings you the best of what the papers have to offer each day. Here's what making the news today ..

Scoop6 and other dodgy bets

I'm on something resembling a roll, folks .. I'm actually taking some money off Mr Bookie.

On Saturday I got seven homes up - Arsenal, Villa, Newcastle, Preston, Leeds, Southampton, Ross County at 16/1.

And yesterday I had Hearts ft/celtic ft at 28/1.

I also got three homes up - Man U, Everton and Chelsea for a small return after perming 3 from 4 - I fancied Wolves to draw at home with Fulham but not to be.

Aw well, I'll make do with being £140 up this weekend.

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

TOO LONG, JOHN
One in four British men are still wearing the same underpants they bought 15 years ago, a poll shows.

LAGS ON THE RUNS
At least 370 inmates and dozens of prison officers have gone down with diarrhoea at Wandsworth jail, London.

OUT OF CONTROL
Brits spend one month of their lives looking for a remote control, a study has revealed.

Newsaper front pages

Too busy too read the papers? Don't worry The Editor brings you the best of what the papers have to offer each day. Here's what making the news today ..

Scoop6 and other dodgy bets

The Editor has had a very decent start to the season and has taken a few bob off Mr Bookie .. particular success has come from the Europa League qualifiers (got 10 homes a few weeks back) and backing Jermaine Defoe and Wayne Rooney for first and last scorers.

Oh, and I had Scott Brown first scorer for Scotland against Macedonia and Robbie Keane last scorer for Ireland against Cyprus same night.

So I'm hoping my luckyish streak can continue tonight as the Champions League kicks off.

Rubbish odds across the board so I'm going for all the big hitters to come away with wins tonight .... Man U, Chelsea, Real Madrid, Juventus, Bayern, Atletico Madrid and Wolfsburg.

The Championship is murder to predict with every team capable of beating every other on their day .. but it doesn't stop me trying.

I'm on Derby, Leicester, Preston and West Brom.

I'll also chance my luck and go for 3 draws - Marseilles, Ipswich and Swansea.

Wish me luck!