Saturday, 28 June 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

BIRDS FOOTBALL
Proud farmer James McLean, of Hutton, Berwickshire, is convinced he has improved the quality of his hens' eggs - by encouraging them to play football.

DIRTY GIRL
A woman trying to steal manure to make "bombs" fell in a slurry tank, left her togs then fled naked in Eberholzen, Germany.

HONEY-MOONERS
A Japanese firm is offering the chance to wed 60 miles above Earth from 2011 - for £1.1million.

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