Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....
GREED IS RUDE
A paramedic called Clive GREEDY is facing a disciplinary hearing over claims he stole a stick of celery from a patient and scoffed it in Newport, Isle of Wight.
VIPE YOUR FACE
A £60 pot of Planet Skincare anti-wrinkle face cream made with synthetic viper venom has become a best-seller.
MAC MY DAY
Peckish Don Gorske, 54, has eaten a Big Mac every day since 1972 - 23,000 burgers - in Fond Du Luac, Wisconsin, US.
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