Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today ... unless of course you're related to the late snooker player from Brighton.

CELL OUT
TWO lags escaped a jail in New Jersey Shawshank Redemption-style by covering holes in the walls with pictures of half naked women.

ONE FOUR HEAVEN
Snooker player Gordon Chalk, 74, potted a black ball to win a match in Brighton then dropped dead.

BODY SHOP
Three hospital workers are being held in Vienna for offering the corpses of deceased patients for sale online.

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