Scoop of the day

There can only be one winner of Scoop of the day .... the News of the World newspaper exposing Proclaimers star Craig Reid as a love rat.

The picture, left, is good enough, the quotes from disappointed groupie Elizabeth Kim even better ....

"There was no foreplay, he was wearing the worst underwear I've ever seen—and he didn't even take his glasses off," said Elizabeth.

"They kept bashing me in the head so even when I had my eyes shut I knew I was kissing a Proclaimer."