Saturday, 7 February 2009

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

EX-PENSIVE
Judges ruled a hubby must pay his ex £250-a-month alimony - after a seven day marriage with no sex in Bologna, Italy.

RIGHT VAIN MAN
Blokes now take as long as women to get ready for a night out - with the average man taking 1hr 44mins to pick and iron their clothes and shower and style their hair. Women take just 19 mins longer, the survey reveals.

POUND SIGNS
A set of railway station signs from the old Aberdeen to Peterhead line - which were bought for £3 - fetched over £17,5000 at an auction in Stafford.

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