Saturday, 14 February 2009

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

OLD RAGE PENSIONERS
Two love rivals aged 74 and 86 beat each other with walking sticks in a row over a woman of 75 in Gramada, Bulgaria.

WHY AM I MEER?
Stunned nurse Jackie Morgan woke to find a MEERKAT standing outside her window in Mynydd Isa, North Wales.

CHIME FOR BED
Vicar Mervyn Roberts will sleep in a church bell tower for the 40 days of Lent in Bishops Tachbrook, Warwickshire.

SMOKED OUT
Scrounger Alan Jones, 32, has got an Asbo banning him from hassling strangers for cigarettes in East Ham, East London.

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