Funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...
FRIGHTING
FOR HIS LIFE
An 'unconscious' man terrified paramedics when he suddenly jumped up shouting 'I'm only joking' - then told his wife he'd won their £5 bet in Stockton-on-Tees.
STUPID PIC
A surgeon was suspended for taking a snap of a patient's willy tattooed with the words "hot rod" in Phoenix, Arizona.
SOMETHING B-LOO
Bride Jennifer Cannon got married to Doy Nichols yesterday in a public TOILET wearing a dress made of LOO ROLL in Times Square, New York.
TERRIBLE TOTS
Britain's toddlers cause £122million of damage a year to their home, insurance figures show.
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I'm not surprised, some of my friends have got kids and lets just say they are tearaways!!!
You're not kidding - my walls are covered in purple felt pen, my kitchen table is dented with repeated stabs from a fork and my couch is totally ruined with goo stains and plastercine mashed in, but still the toddler's cheeky wee face is all worth it.....
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