Friday 4 January 2008

Football funnies

Footballers are not renowned for their brains and here are a few genuine quotes which demonstrate why ...

Charlie Nicholas: "Arsenal don't get two or three players in the box. It's usually just Fabregas and the striker."

Craig Gordon: "In this league everything's done not just quicker but also a bit faster."

Alan McInally: "Every single one of the Newcastle players has underachieved. Shay Given's done a great job, and maybe the left back as well."

George Boateng: "If you're doing exactly the same thing every day, life gets like that film, The Truman Show." I think he means Groundhog Day.

Courtesy of Ally Ross/Graham Wray, The Sun.

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