Monday, 21 January 2008

Tales from the tabs

Here are some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

I'VE CHEW-MONIA
Doctors found a tooth in 77-year-old Gordon Billingham's LUNG in Crook, Co Durham.

Wii BIT SORE
Unfit Nintendo Wii players can get a massage to soothe their aches and pains at a clinic in East Kilbride shopping centre.

CLEANING UP
Tenants who leave council homes in Edinburgh and Aberdeen clean and tidy when they move out are being rewarded with £500 shopping vouchers.

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