Wednesday 9 January 2008

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

WHO WANTS TO BE A QUADRILLIONAIRE
A victim of Hurricane Katrina which devastated Louisiana in 2005 wants £1.5quadrillion - £1.5million billion - in damages.

MAD DOG PLENTY PLENTY
Dingo the labrador got legless in Vienna, Austria - by wolfing down brewing yeast which mixed with his stomach contents to turn into alcohol.

HANDS IN POCKETS
Firemen freed two Czechs who trapped their hands in billiard table pockets in Karlovy Vary.

No comments: