A few funny newspaper stories from today's papers ...
LIVELY FUNERAL
Mourners were sprayed with CS gas and three were arrested at a mass brawl during a wake in Blackwood, South Wales.
MILKING IT
Friendly Neil Garner, 48, has been voted Britain's top milkman after delivering 3 million pintas to 400 regulars in 14 years at St Alban, Herts.
Ahhhhh TO Z
Saucy mum Karen Manning, 41, has written a dictionary of sexual orgasms in Devon - claiming she has discovered 100 different kinds.
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Ahhh, so there's hope for all mums out there that life does really begin at 40....:-)
Milking it indeed - I heard the milkman in Giffnock is even better and he has delivered 3 million and 1 pintas to 401 regulars in 15 years.....all these happy and contented residents, loyal to their milkman - funnily enough including the newcomers, the McIvors at Forres Avenue....
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