Funny newspaper stories ... from today's papers.
POSTMAN POT
Postman Craig Morris, 28, hoarded almost 17,000 letters at his home in Preston - because his cannabis habit left him too tired to deliver them.
ONE FOR SORROW
Villagers have been told to lock away possessions after a magpie stole cash, steroids and even condoms in Wernsdorf, Germany.
IT'S LIFT COUGH
Two Mrs Mopps stuck in a broken lift for two days survived on two cough drops and six aspirin until they were rescued on Christmas Eve in Chicago.
TAKING THE BISC-BET
Chocoholic ten-year-old Daniel Richardson, of York, won a £150 bet with his mum Andrea by giving up sweets and biscuits for a year.
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