Football gifts

Footballers are not known for their brains - and Jamie Redknapp is coming into his own as a blundering TV pundit.
And apparently his posh WAG mag is rotten too.

Jamie Redknapp: "Too often Baros runs up avenues that aren't there."

Jamie Redknapp (again) "Juninho has a similar free-kick technique to Ronaldo. I've never seen anything like it."

Graeme Souness: "What gets you relegated is a build-up of lack of confidence."

And finally, brilliant advice from Charlie Nicholas to the Bolton manager: "What they need is something from someone who can give them a little something."
Got that Gary Megson? Something, someone, something.

Thanks to Ally Ross and Graham Wray at The Sun.