Journalists love nothing more than a good "knobbly monster" - a desperate attempt not to use the same word again . . . when there is only one. Named after Paul Hudson, who was writing about alligators when, having used up "reptiles", he resorted to "the knobbly monsters".
Here are some classic funny newspaper knobbly monsters (compiled by Tom Churchill of The Scottish Sun)
Slug: the brown slimer (The Sun)
Kerry Katona's breasts: the wobbling mega-structures (News of the World)
Scarecrows: the straw Worzel Gummidge figures (News of the World)
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