Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

WINDOWS TANNED (or SLEEPING BEAUTIES if you prefer)
TWO beauty salon bosses have been forced to sleep in their shop in a bid to beat vandals who keep smashing their windows in Buckie, Banffshire.

DOG BRANCH
Barmy dog owner Miroslav Pieski, 28, was fined a massive £7,000 for training his pitbull pooch to chew through a dozen trees in a park in Brussels, Belgium.

STEAL GAME
Sneaky joyriders are swiping cars in sleepy Jedburgh, Roxburghshire - then returning them without the owners noticing they're missing.

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