Express Service

I announced on Friday that the Xenephobic Express would never again feature on this blog.
I thought they were trying to woo me back when I glanced at their front page this morning and, incredibly, they had splashed on the price of food being at an all-time high.
What no scare stories about immigrants? No front page about how Muslims want to kill us all? No splash about record number of evil refugees sneaking into the UK? Surely not!
Then I spotted it in the top right hand corner .... 'OUTRAGE AS MUSLIMS WITH SEVERAL WIVES CLAIMS EXTRA BENEFITS'.
I just can't work out why sales are at an all-time low ...