Friday, 1 February 2008

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

COME ON, DOLL
A man has won £600 compensation because his sex doll didn't make realistic moaning noises when he used it.

GIRLS KNIGHT
Actress Keira Knightley is the women most lesbians would like a romantic date with, a survey reveals.

PARTON COMPANY
Nosiy country music fan Dianne Duffin, 36, is to be evicted for ignoring a ban on her playing loud Dolly Parton songs at her Leeds home.

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