Monday, 4 February 2008

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

MAN WITH
DOH NAME
Call centre worker Richard Llewellyn, 24, has been by banned by bosses in Cardiff from using his new name at work - after changing it to Homer Simpson.

ALE KEY
Sozzled Chris Foster refused to end a drinking binge and swallowed his front door key to avoud being sent home in Bournemouth.

DAY OF SICK
Today is dubbed National Sickie Day - with more than 300,000 predicted to take it off.

1 comment:

Rachel said...

No wonder today is National Sickie Day....it's a pretty miserable day in a miserable month, could've been tempted with a sickie this mornin myself!