Monday, 17 March 2008

Breaking news ....


Sir Paul McCartney must pay his ex-wife, Heather Mills, £24.3million as part of their divorce settlement.
Mills - dubbed Lady Mucca because of her porn star past - said outside court she was "very, very pleased" with the payout despite asking for £125million.
£24million for four years of marriage ... not bad if you can get it!

4 comments:

Rachel said...

£24million! Unbelievable......for a former porn star anyway - she's no daft.

Sharon said...

yeah, but how annoyed must she have been to only receive 1/5 of what she asked for...she's been complaining already that her daughter (who is 4 or 5) won't be able to fly first class!

Scooped! Spoof Newspapers said...

She's a dud - £700 an hour she gets for being married to Paul, though by all accounts that is less than she was paid when she was getting these pictures taken.
I doubt young Beatrice will be flying ryanair any time soon.

Sharon said...

agreed, she's a dud. And a mentalist. I read today that she claimed $80k a year for wine (she doesn't drink) and $60k a year for horses/stables (she doesn't ride anymore). Wonder why the judge thought she wasn't credible?