Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

SOUR GRAPES
Accountant Alexander Martin-Sklan, 55, is suing Marks & Spencer for more than £300,000 after slipping on a grape in a store car park in London and rupturing a thigh tendon.

PM IS A DUMMY
Gordon Brown has agreed to a waxwork at Madame Tussauds after false claims he was banned for being "too dull."

GLOBAL YAWNING
Over-publicising climate change has left three in ten people bored with the debate, a poll has shown.

1 comment:

Sharon said...

That Gordon Brown is one crazy guy.