Football gifts

The best footballers let their feet do the talking - and when you hear them speak you understand why.

Alan Brazil on TalkSport 2003: Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in Britain. Don't forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith's bitter.

John Lambie on being told that concussed striker Colin McGlashan didn't know who he was, 1993: Tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

Alan Birchenall on Robbie Savage: If brains were chocolate, he wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.