Friday, 28 March 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

NO HARD FEELINGS
Husband Stanislaw Czerniakowska, 64, has forgiven his wife Jadwiga for drugging him with a home-made impotency potion to stop him having an affair with a 29-year-old woman in Lodz, Poland. She was jailed for two months.

HOOK HER, MUM
A gran of 87 used her crutch to beat up a hooker who failed to satisfy her 54-year-old son in Cologne, Germany.

PHANTOM MENACE
Star Wars fan Barney Jones, 36, was attacked during a TV interview in Holyhead, Wales - by a drunk dressed as Darth Vader.

3 comments:

Rachel said...

That gran sounds like a lovely wee woman.....

Sharon said...

that's taking motherly love to a whole new level!!

Scooped! Spoof Newspapers said...

The hooker must have been really rubbish