Monday, 10 March 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

GREAT TEXT LIFE
Anthony Hubbucks, 29, texted total stranger Michelle Morris, 33, in Cwm, South Wales - and now they're engaged.

BAWL AND CHAIN
A boy aged 10 had to be freed by firemen after his 12-year-old brother tied him with a bike chain to their living room fireplace as a prank in Plymouth.

DO THE BUMP
A dance company is seeking pregnant women to perform in a ballet in Newcastle upon Tyne.

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Sharon said...

I have a pregnant woman in mind who would be ideal for the ballet position...where do I sign her up?!

Scooped! Spoof Newspapers said...

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Rachel said...

Aha! I always wanted to be in a ballet!.....