Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
SAMUEL L JACKSIES
Actor Samuel L Jackson fled a hair salon in Kent - after girl fans mooned at him through the window.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Ting Lin, 33, broke her back while fighting her husband for the TV remote in Harbinn, northern China.
REPEATS ON TV
Thief Gerald Hayes, 28, told cops he stole TVs to pay a fine from the last time he pinched the set in Gainesville, Florida.
Saturday, 24 October 2009
Great Newspaper Headlines #7
After Nazi Nick Griffin's car-crash performance on Question Time on Thursday even BNP activists turned on him, prompting this headline from The Sun ..
DOWNFALL
Very clever!
DOWNFALL
Very clever!
Scoop6 and other dodgy bets
After my midweek success, I've decided to go radio rental with one bold prediction after another. If they all come off I'll win a cool £1,600 ....... so yeh, I've got no chance!
My five homes are Cowdenbeath, Burnley, Rochdale, Norwich and Hearts.
My four aways (and this is where I become really adventurous) are Arbroath, Cardiff, Sunderland and QPR.
I've also stuck a fiver on Hibs to beat Rangers.
My five homes are Cowdenbeath, Burnley, Rochdale, Norwich and Hearts.
My four aways (and this is where I become really adventurous) are Arbroath, Cardiff, Sunderland and QPR.
I've also stuck a fiver on Hibs to beat Rangers.
Paper talk
My football gift to you .. a round-up of all football rumours from today's newspapers.
Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard has emerged as a £30m target for Real Madrid next summer. (The Sun)
Tottenham are battling it out with Inter Milan for 18-year-old Ghanaian full-back Gladson Awako. (Daily Mirror)
Gordon Strachan will target Celtic defender Gary Caldwell when the former Parkhead manager is confirmed as Middlesbrough boss on Monday. (The Sun)
Chelsea are ready to embark on a £60m spending spree in January if Fifa suspends the transfer ban imposed on them, with Inter Milan's Patrick Vieira, Benfica winger Angel di Maria, Valencia's David Villa and Aston Villa's Emile Heskey all being considered. (Daily Express)
Roma's Daniele de Rossi, Atletico Madrid striker Sergio Aguero and Manchester City talisman Robinho could also be on Chelsea's shopping list in January with the Blues losing key men to the African Cup of Nations. (The Sun)
Arsenal and AC Milan have joined the race to sign West Ham's Swiss utility man Valon Behrami. (Daily Star)
Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard has emerged as a £30m target for Real Madrid next summer. (The Sun)
Tottenham are battling it out with Inter Milan for 18-year-old Ghanaian full-back Gladson Awako. (Daily Mirror)
Gordon Strachan will target Celtic defender Gary Caldwell when the former Parkhead manager is confirmed as Middlesbrough boss on Monday. (The Sun)
Chelsea are ready to embark on a £60m spending spree in January if Fifa suspends the transfer ban imposed on them, with Inter Milan's Patrick Vieira, Benfica winger Angel di Maria, Valencia's David Villa and Aston Villa's Emile Heskey all being considered. (Daily Express)
Roma's Daniele de Rossi, Atletico Madrid striker Sergio Aguero and Manchester City talisman Robinho could also be on Chelsea's shopping list in January with the Blues losing key men to the African Cup of Nations. (The Sun)
Arsenal and AC Milan have joined the race to sign West Ham's Swiss utility man Valon Behrami. (Daily Star)
Wednesday, 21 October 2009
Funny newspaper stories
Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
SEEDIER CITIZEN
Randy Zhang Zhing, 75, has left wife Wang, 75, for a 50-year-old - the 24th time he has strayed in Nanchang, China.
MONEY TALKS
British parents fork out £377million a year paying their teenage children's phone bills, a Tesco Mobile survey has found.
HOT PANTS
An arsonist fled in his underpants after his jeans caught fire at a sports ground in Whitnash, Warwickshire.
SEEDIER CITIZEN
Randy Zhang Zhing, 75, has left wife Wang, 75, for a 50-year-old - the 24th time he has strayed in Nanchang, China.
MONEY TALKS
British parents fork out £377million a year paying their teenage children's phone bills, a Tesco Mobile survey has found.
HOT PANTS
An arsonist fled in his underpants after his jeans caught fire at a sports ground in Whitnash, Warwickshire.
Great Newspaper Headlines #6
Rangers gave away 1,000 tickets to British soldiers for last night's Champions League game against Romanian minnows Unirea Urziceni - then suffered their worst ever European defeat.
The headline in The Sun ...
F*!$ this foer a game of soldiers
The headline in The Sun ...
F*!$ this foer a game of soldiers
Scoop6 and other dodgy bets
The Editor had a great night last night ...
Unirea Urziceni to beat Rangers at 4/1 got the ball rolling then 6-fold on Blackpool, Bristol City, Cardiff, Notts Forest, QPR and Olympiakos came home to make it a night to remember.
Tonight I'm on Berbatov first and last scorer in Moscow at 11/2 and Bayern/FC Zurich double at tasty 11/1.
Think I might be underestimating French football ..
Unirea Urziceni to beat Rangers at 4/1 got the ball rolling then 6-fold on Blackpool, Bristol City, Cardiff, Notts Forest, QPR and Olympiakos came home to make it a night to remember.
Tonight I'm on Berbatov first and last scorer in Moscow at 11/2 and Bayern/FC Zurich double at tasty 11/1.
Think I might be underestimating French football ..
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