Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
WILLY GET OFF?
A sex attack suspect will be measured after a victim claimed that he had a nine-inch manhood in Dusseldorf, Germany.
ARMED CROOK
Prisoner Elijah Armstrong was beaten up by another lag usinga prosthetic arm at a jail in Monroe, New York.
CHOO ARE BUSTED
A train fan who passed himself off as a driver for months was rumbled as colleagues in Hungary noticed he was too happy.
Monday, 1 February 2010
Thursday, 28 January 2010
Headline of the day
Nudists fear being overlooked now 131 new flats look set to be built next to a naturist beach in Portsmouth, Hants.
And the headline is ...
EYEFUL TOWER
And the headline is ...
EYEFUL TOWER
Saturday, 23 January 2010
Funny newspaper stories
Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
BARMAD
Barmaid Sylvia Mutzel, 30, of Munich is suing a German brewer for using her photo in ads worldwide without asking.
AFFAIR COPPED
A wife who texted her husband she had been kidnapped in Bratislava, Slovakia, was found by cops with her lover in a hotel.
ABSOLUT IDIOT
Actor Marc Schulze, 36, collapsed on stage after downing real vodka while playing a drunk in Frankfurt, Germany.
BARMAD
Barmaid Sylvia Mutzel, 30, of Munich is suing a German brewer for using her photo in ads worldwide without asking.
AFFAIR COPPED
A wife who texted her husband she had been kidnapped in Bratislava, Slovakia, was found by cops with her lover in a hotel.
ABSOLUT IDIOT
Actor Marc Schulze, 36, collapsed on stage after downing real vodka while playing a drunk in Frankfurt, Germany.
Paper talk
My football gift to you .. a round-up of all football rumours from today's newspapers.
Celtic manager Tony Mowbray is considering a loan move for £8m-rated Aston Villa central defender Curtis Davies. The Hoops will pay £1.8m for Brondby striker Morten Rasmusssen. (The Sun)
The Parkhead side have resisted a fresh attempt by Gordon Strachan to lure Scott McDonald to Middlesbrough, saying their top scorer is not for sale. (Daily Record)
Manchester United have joined Tottenham in the race for £18m-rated Toulouse midfielder Moussa Sissoko - as they prepare to let winger Zoran Tosic join Cologne. (Daily Mail)
Wayne Rooney is being linked with a move to Real Madrid, who have hired super-agent Pini Zahavi to negotiate a deal for the striker. (The Sun)
Manchester City have had a £2m bid for Victor Moses turned down. (Daily Star)
Robinho is set to return close to Brazilian club Santos in a loan deal until the end of the season. (The Sun)
Blackburn are keen to sign Barcelona forward Eidur Gudjohnsen on loan and are also interested in Stuttgart's Turkish midfielder Yildiray Basturk. (Daily Mail)
West Ham are set to sign South Africa striker Benni McCarthy from Blackburn Rovers on loan for 18 months to get around work permit issues. (Daily Mirror)
Celtic manager Tony Mowbray is considering a loan move for £8m-rated Aston Villa central defender Curtis Davies. The Hoops will pay £1.8m for Brondby striker Morten Rasmusssen. (The Sun)
The Parkhead side have resisted a fresh attempt by Gordon Strachan to lure Scott McDonald to Middlesbrough, saying their top scorer is not for sale. (Daily Record)
Manchester United have joined Tottenham in the race for £18m-rated Toulouse midfielder Moussa Sissoko - as they prepare to let winger Zoran Tosic join Cologne. (Daily Mail)
Wayne Rooney is being linked with a move to Real Madrid, who have hired super-agent Pini Zahavi to negotiate a deal for the striker. (The Sun)
Manchester City have had a £2m bid for Victor Moses turned down. (Daily Star)
Robinho is set to return close to Brazilian club Santos in a loan deal until the end of the season. (The Sun)
Blackburn are keen to sign Barcelona forward Eidur Gudjohnsen on loan and are also interested in Stuttgart's Turkish midfielder Yildiray Basturk. (Daily Mail)
West Ham are set to sign South Africa striker Benni McCarthy from Blackburn Rovers on loan for 18 months to get around work permit issues. (Daily Mirror)
Scoop6 and other dodgy bets
It's been too long, baby. Have you missed me?
I've not updated the blog in a while but don't worry folks I'm still handing over money to Mr Bookie on a regular basis. I even win now and again.
Today I've gone for five homes and five aways.
Homes are Sheff Wed, Carlisle, Bury, Norwich and Morecombe..
Aways are Dundee, Alloa, Livi, Caley and Rochdale.
Wish me luck .. I'll need it!
I've not updated the blog in a while but don't worry folks I'm still handing over money to Mr Bookie on a regular basis. I even win now and again.
Today I've gone for five homes and five aways.
Homes are Sheff Wed, Carlisle, Bury, Norwich and Morecombe..
Aways are Dundee, Alloa, Livi, Caley and Rochdale.
Wish me luck .. I'll need it!
Saturday, 24 October 2009
Funny newspaper stories
Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ..
SAMUEL L JACKSIES
Actor Samuel L Jackson fled a hair salon in Kent - after girl fans mooned at him through the window.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Ting Lin, 33, broke her back while fighting her husband for the TV remote in Harbinn, northern China.
REPEATS ON TV
Thief Gerald Hayes, 28, told cops he stole TVs to pay a fine from the last time he pinched the set in Gainesville, Florida.
SAMUEL L JACKSIES
Actor Samuel L Jackson fled a hair salon in Kent - after girl fans mooned at him through the window.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Ting Lin, 33, broke her back while fighting her husband for the TV remote in Harbinn, northern China.
REPEATS ON TV
Thief Gerald Hayes, 28, told cops he stole TVs to pay a fine from the last time he pinched the set in Gainesville, Florida.
Great Newspaper Headlines #7
After Nazi Nick Griffin's car-crash performance on Question Time on Thursday even BNP activists turned on him, prompting this headline from The Sun ..
DOWNFALL
Very clever!
DOWNFALL
Very clever!
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