Tuesday 5 August 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

HORNY DEVIL

Farmer Stan Markowski, 68, had all his clothes torn off by a randy bull because he smelt of cows at Wies Dlugie, Poland.

PRIME SAUCE-SPECT
A man was arrested after calling 911 to report a sandwich he bought had the wrong sauce on it in Jacksonville, Florida.

MOO-KIES AND CREAM
Dairy farmers are pampering cows with soft mattresses and massages to produce better milk for posh ice cream Ben and Jerry's in Wapse, Netherlands.

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