Saturday 11 July 2009

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

GUILTY PLEASURE
Jobless Terry Thurling, 27, was jailed for four months for stealing eight vibrators from a sex shop in Canterbury, Kent.

SEX EDUCATION
A teacher accidentally beamed porn on a screen seen by kids of eight at posh Pennthorpe School in Rudgwick, West Sussex.

THANK BRUNO
New comic film Bruno, starring Sacha Baron Cohen as a gay Austrian Tv presenter, has led to a 120 per cent rise in inquiries by Brits for hotels in the country.

GRAVE STONED
Junkies are harvesting opium from poppies growing in a church garden in Waterloo, south London.

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