Tuesday 13 January 2009

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

SOMETHING OLD
Spinster Wang Guiying, 107 - who was too afraid to marry when she was younger - is looking for a husband for the first time in Chongqing, China.

OLD FLAME
Smoker David Madge, 28, set fire to himself filling a petrol lighter while naked in bed with his girlfriend in Torquay. He needed hospital treatment but has since recovered.

BUS-BAND AND WIFE
Romantic Brits are being urged to propose on Valentine's Day — on the BUS.

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