Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....
Olga Semynovna, 38, was arrested for making her daughter, 13, eat a packet of fags after she smoked in Minsk, Belarus.
PONG HAUL FLIGHT
A British Airways jet had to be evacuated in Belgrade after the smell of curry was mistaken for a poisonous gas attack.
Thieves risked death to snatch 100 metres of LIVE power cable worth £10,000 from a tramway at Colyton, Devon.