Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....
Scuffles broke out in Beijing as tickets for the Olympics were released to thousands of fans who had queued for two days.
WE'RE NOT BI-KEENI
Eight out of 10 women feel too self conscious to wear a bikini this summer with most fearing that they look too fat.
Scotland could soon be invaded by Russians - after tourism bosses at VisitScotland launched a Russian website to attract tourists and businessmen.