Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....
BURGER AND FRY
A restaurant is selling a burger so spicy that diners have to wear rubber gloves to eat it in Queensland, Australia.
WINE WINE WINE CALL
A drunk ran into a fire station and joined an unwitting crew as they answered an emergency in Suedhessen, Germany.
Beaches at Martha's Vineyard, the US resort where Jaws was filmed, were shut after a Great White Shark was spotted.