Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....
Secretary Monica Florea did not realise "erotic massage" was in her job contract - until she found her boss naked on her desk in Sibiu, Romania.
A woman accidentally flushed £700 down the loo - but workers fished it out of a drain in Oldenzaal, Netherlands.
JIM'LL MIX IT
Two dozen men called Jim Smith will attend a Jim Smith Society Festival in Pittsburgh, US.