Saturday 15 December 2007

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories ...

BBC CON-DOMS
BBC bosses gave out Beeb-branded condoms to randy staff - when they were supposed to be for youngsters concerned about AIDS.

MUMS 'N DAFTS
One in five kids say their parents don't know enough to help with homework, so they use the internet instead.

SMASHED POTATOES
A new brand of vodka will hit the shops next year - made from fermented potato leftovers.

NO DRUG SQUAD
Cops are being banned from smoking legal dope in Amsterdam.

LICENCE TO LEARN

A James Bond degree was launched yesterday at Cardiff University.

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