Tuesday 18 December 2007

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today ... unless of course you're related to the late snooker player from Brighton.

CELL OUT
TWO lags escaped a jail in New Jersey Shawshank Redemption-style by covering holes in the walls with pictures of half naked women.

ONE FOUR HEAVEN
Snooker player Gordon Chalk, 74, potted a black ball to win a match in Brighton then dropped dead.

BODY SHOP
Three hospital workers are being held in Vienna for offering the corpses of deceased patients for sale online.

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