A couple of funny newspaper stories - lifted from today's Sun.
OLD CHRISTMAS PRESENT
Jane Allan, of Aberdeen, celebrated her 107th birthday on Boxing Day with a glass of her favourite port and a slice of Christmas cake.
WILL POWER
William Wallace came thirtd in a poll of the "greatest Wills", won by Shakespeare.
I GIVE UP
Only one in ten of us will keep up New Year resolutions, researchers have revealed.
RESTRICTED SPACE
Russia is to halt space tourism, saying there is "no more room" for rich civilians on rocket trips.
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