Here's some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...
CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
A magazine for mental health workers has been withdrawn after it sparked outrage by producing a top 10 of carols poking fun at ill people.
The chart lists a mental condition and a "carol".
The first is schizophrenia with song "Do You Hear What I hear". It also includes paranoia with "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Me".
STEAK OUT
Thieves who stole £20,000 of beef from a processing plant in Wishaw, Lanarkshire, are being hunted by police.
CRIMEBUSTERS
A bust of late F1 ace Graham Hill was found in Bolton yesterday eight years after it was stolen.
HOFF TO CASUALTY
Staff dubbed casualty patients with odd injuries Hasselhoffs after clumsy Baywatch star David, a medical magazine reveals.
BOOB JOBS
Students have been told to get breast enlargements for a "better chance of being employed" in Wuhan, China.
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2 comments:
I know of a psycho or two who I could think of a few Cristmas Crackers Carols for anyway :-)
work colleague per chance?!
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