Some funny newspaper stories from today ...
KISSMAS CRACKERS
Killjoy council bosses have banned town hall workers from kissing at Christmas parties in Hyndburn, Lancs.
BALL AND CHAIN
Freed drug dealer Neil Lowden, 26 is back inside after his electronic tag broke as he played football near Durham.
BLING 'N QUEEN
Prince William has bought girlfriend Kate Middleton a pair of FAKE diamond earrings for Christmas.
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Prince William - what a cheapskate - I only ever get real diamonds from my husband and he's not even a prince - tut tut!
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