Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

BLOCKBUSTER HIT
A man survived being shot when the bullet hit a DVD in his pocket in Walterboro, South Carolina.

EX-TINGUISHED
An anti-smoker sprayed a fire extinguisher over his lover after she lit up in Berlin. They have split up.

REF OFF YOU PERVERT
A 17-year-old player has been banned for six months for grabbing a female ref's boobs in an Italian youth football game.