Friday 22 February 2008

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

HEARSE AND CAT
Heartbroken cat owner Sophie Mutch, 73, of Echt, Aberdeenshire, is looking for someone to build a coffin for her beloved late pet Kitty who was hit by a car.

10 O'COCK NEWS
Thirty editors, directors and technical staff have been sacked from Turkmenistan's stated-owned news channel after a huge cockroach ran across a newsreader's desk during the main bulletin. Viewers complained it put them off their dinner.

DRIP-DRIVE CHARGE
Li Sun, 34, had an IV drip in his arm when stopped for erratic driving in China, after discharging himself from hospital.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

Ewww, the cockroach on the newsdesk is a bit minging - especially at dinnertime!

Sharon said...

sacking 30 people is taking it a bit far though!!