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Football stars talking rubbish ...

Paul Merson: "Anton Ferdinand lasted literally a minute, because he had to come off after 20 seconds."

Archie McPherson commentating on a WHOEFA Cup clash: "I wonder how long four minutes will last."

Phil Thompson: "It's no use Liverpool having a knee-jerk operation."

Graeme Souness: "The way the crowd gets behind Liverpool doesn't happen anywhere else. It only happens at Liverpool, Rangers and Celtic."