Monday 21 April 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

DEAD WEIGHT
A morgue has bought a forklift as a third of bodies it receives are too fat for workers to move in Sydney, Australia.

OUT OF ORDER
Heartbroken Karen Minto, 22, has appealed to thieves to return her rottweiler puppy called Asbo in Fleetwood, Lancs.

OIL WE NEED
Three in four men now get a garage to put oil in their cars and do other basic work, a survey reveals.

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