Away from the April Fool spoofs, here are some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....
ARRESTING SIGHT
Clumsy cops in Romania are being given ballet lessons - to improve their co-ordination while directing traffic.
OLD EGG TIMER
Britain's oldest woman Florrie Baldwin had her usual fried egg sarnie for breakfast in Leeds yesterday - her 112th birthday.
UNFRIENDLY FIRE
Neighbour of the Year winner Anne Glover, of Leicester, had her car torched just hours after speaking out against local arsonists.
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that's as good a reason as any to ditch the branflakes and start eating fried egg sannies!!
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