Friday 18 April 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

CARLOS TEA-VEZ
Manchester United star Carlos Tevez has stunned team-mates by drinking tea in nightclubs and even dunks Digestive biscuits in his cuppa.

LANDING REAR
Martial arts film star Andy Lau, 46, was fined £170,000 for wrecking a helicopter when his bum hit its controls in Taiwan.

TOYS R SUSS
More than 20million toys were seized as the quantity of dangerous goods on sale doubled last year, a new EU consumer safety report says.

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