Football gifts

Footballers are not renowned for their brains and here are a few genuine quotes which demonstrates why ...

Phil Thompson: "Rio Ferdinand is still prone to making mistakes but he has cut them out of his game."

Mike Newell: "To win the league you've got to come close to winning it."

Paul Walsh: "There was no point in the game when Huddersfield were outclassed. Except maybe the second half."

Courtesy of Ally Ross/Graham Wray, The Sun.