Friday 11 January 2008

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

BOBBY'S GIRL
Melissa Thorn, 37, has won a two-year human rights battle to get son Bobby, 13, on to his school's all-girl cheerleading squad in Kentucky, US.

LETS BE AVENUE
A police box where cops in Brighton stopped for a cuppa is being turned into an 18sq metre home after selling for £100,000.

GRANNY BASHING
Tory Baroness Pamela Sharples, 84, yesterday "handbagged" a cyclist who ignored a red light and rode straight at her.

CHORD ALMIGHTY
Five village vicars have formed a rock band called Dogs Without Collars and are planning a six-month tour of Dorset.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

Why does Bobby want to be in the cheerleading squad anyway??!!! Oh well, hope he enjoys it, Go Bobby!

Sharon said...

You leave Bobby alone, you're in enough trouble!!!